I fell in love in 2005. I heard ‘Funeral’ by Arcade Fire for the first time, and something in the music clicked inside me. I have never felt quite like this about any band. In fact, it was that intense, that I have to take breaks from listening to it. I’d [...]
Now.. I’m no fan of the cult of celebrity. But this.. this has got me intrigued.
Apparently, Britney Spears has gone quite insane. She’s cut off all her hair, and is getting tattoos. Now, I like this idea – perhaps she’s decided that the fake plastic look is a bad thing, perhaps she has [...]
Monday eventide heralded the arrival of ‘Fat men can’t hunt’ on BBC 3.
An experiment where eight clinically obese people got sent to the Kalahari desert to live with an ancient tribe, hunting and foraging for their meals.
It was certainly interesting. An aquaintance of mine, Martin Coxall, appeared in the programme, utterly dominating the screen [...]
Chips the Monkey – Eddie Murphy
Ballbag the monkey – Eddie Izzard
Frankie the obsene Orangatang – Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards
Gertrude the Lion – Eddie Vedder
Bert the dyslexic camel – Eddie Van Halen
Humans – Bastards
Remember that Monkeys steal bits of your car at Safari Parks?
Well, they have a secret agenda!
SEE the new HILARIOUS comedy CGIfest in cinemas [...]
The title of this post were the words that greeted me on Friday Night upon walking through the door of Graffiti. My first visit to a Rock Club in almost eight years.
And, oh my, I had a blast.
The evening had started off as a Christmas Party for Nikki’s binmen. She works for a Refuse Collection [...]
I’ve forgotten about my site.
Not that anyone reads it, anyway. However, because I complained to ASDA via the medium of the written letter, and email, I received two seperate letters, both with a £5 gift card.
They were very apologetic, and they blamed the issue on a small hole that must have pierced the box – [...]
I’m not usually one to complain – it’s the British way, don’tcha know, Stiff upper lip and all that, but I was really looking forward to this tasty looking Fruit Salad. But it was starting for Ferment in it’s packaging. Probably been stored wrongly, as my colleague had one from the same batch, and that [...]
Well, I got turned down by the special coppers.
Apparently, because of my absences through illness for the past four years. I guess I’ll have to wait a couple of years, keep absences down, and reapply.
Damn shame.
Well, first update in forever. I did get halfway through posting about my Greek adventures, but never finished it. I’ll [...]
I have a new hat.
I’m off to Rhodes tomorrow, and when I get back, I’m going to start this blogging lark properly. I’ve just applied to become a Special Copper, so I’ll actually have things to write about, if I get approved.
Keep it Disco.
July 4, 2007.
The new Transformers movie.
Hoo-Ha.
Here’s a picture of Bumblebee THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE! If they ask, you didn’t see it here, OK?
And here he is in Car Form. Not a VW bug, but still pretty cool, and bright yellow.
To say I’m excited is a drastic understatement.. Yes, I KNOW I’m [...]