Update on the bitch tits.
I’ll post a scan of the proof, once I get near a scanner, so you’ll just have to take me on trust here.
05/06/2005 – 21st, 11.3lb
27/08/2005 – 21st, 7.11lb
03/09/2005 – 21st, 3.4lb
Woo. All from the same machine (as your puny Argos scales can’t take the weight of my mass – 18st [...]
Being a gentleman of the larger persuasion (viz a viz ; Fat Bastard), I have been attempting of late to remove some bulk and get down to at least a C – Cup.
This has involved lots of fruit. But I can’t seem to get the balance right.
Typical day is as follows.
Breakfast – bowl [...]