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Behind Bars

Bit dull on Saturday, so, around lunch, we decided to go visit the zoo.Whilst on the road, we decided upon blessing Blackpool Zoo with our illustrious presence, so off we pootled, not getting lost once, which is a bloody turn up for us.
What a depressing place.
The entrance has been improved recently, but instead of the [...]

The Great Rock and Roll Swindle

The Great Rock and Roll Swindle – the greatest Rock and Roll movie ever made.

Superb. Creepy, unsettling, funny, brutal, rude… everything punk should be, before Blink 182 and Green Day bought it out and sanitised it. Punk was always the reserve of the unsatisfied of society, a sneering spit in the face of [...]

Blondes

( Laff )

This has to be the best Blonde Joke ever….
Click below.
Blonde Joke

Urgh

Jesus, I’m poorly.
My nose has been emitting a steady stream of liquid mucus for about a week now. My throat feels like a tramp has set up hovel there, and is sandpapering the walls. My head actually feels like it contains liquid, and it doesn’t seem to get any better.
But we live on.
Current [...]