Monkey Bastard Escape – the Movie

Posted on Thursday 18 January 2007

Chips the Monkey – Eddie Murphy
Ballbag the monkey – Eddie Izzard
Frankie the obsene Orangatang – Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards
Gertrude the Lion – Eddie Vedder
Bert the dyslexic camel – Eddie Van Halen
Humans – Bastards

Remember that Monkeys steal bits of your car at Safari Parks?

Well, they have a secret agenda!

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 CHIPS – Hey, I KNOW that Muthafukka has a brand new radiator in his car.  Oooooh, Muthafukka we going DOWN
BALLBAG – Yeeees.  However, I’m can’t see that the MOTHS will agree.  They’ll just spin out of control and go BLE on the ground, comentappelle’ tu.
GERTRUDE – Ballbag spoke in class today
ALL – SHUT UP YOU DEPRESSING BASTARD
BERT WIDDLES HIS AXE
FRANKIE – where is my career?

They’re stealing bits to make a car!  And stealing our hearts….


It’s a story of LOVE

 GERTRUDE – Ballbag.. I think I caught a bolt of lightening, and I cursed the day I let it go.

BALLBAG – GET OFF


A story of COURAGE

 THE HASTILY BUILT A-TEAM CAR IS JUST ABOUT TO PLUNGE OFF A BRIDGE

 Chips – HOLD ON MUTHAFUKKAS, HOLD ON.  I WON’T LEAVE YOU

 CHIPS RUNS OUT OF THE CAR, VAULTS OVER THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE, AND BUILDS A GIANT SPONGE WHILE WASPS STING HIM AND RED HOT CHILLIS ARE RUBBED IN HIS EYES.


A story of OVERCOMING THE ODDS


Frankie – We’re FREE!
Chips – Well, muthafukka.  What do we do now?  How can two Monkeys, an ourangatang, a Lion and a dyslexic camel survive in the human world?
Gertrude – I agree.  Clearly, I remember, picking on the bo…
ALL – SHUT UP


With sensitive music and singalong classics by SEPULTURA, this film will engage you, and ultimately, you will feel the monkey heart beating within.
A TRUE STORY.

 

 

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