Chips the Monkey – Eddie Murphy
Ballbag the monkey – Eddie Izzard
Frankie the obsene Orangatang – Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards
Gertrude the Lion – Eddie Vedder
Bert the dyslexic camel – Eddie Van Halen
Humans – Bastards
Remember that Monkeys steal bits of your car at Safari Parks?
Well, they have a secret agenda!
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CHIPS – Hey, I KNOW that Muthafukka has a brand new radiator in his car. Oooooh, Muthafukka we going DOWN
BALLBAG – Yeeees. However, I’m can’t see that the MOTHS will agree. They’ll just spin out of control and go BLE on the ground, comentappelle’ tu.
GERTRUDE – Ballbag spoke in class today
ALL – SHUT UP YOU DEPRESSING BASTARD
BERT WIDDLES HIS AXE
FRANKIE – where is my career?
They’re stealing bits to make a car! And stealing our hearts….
It’s a story of LOVE
GERTRUDE – Ballbag.. I think I caught a bolt of lightening, and I cursed the day I let it go.
BALLBAG – GET OFF
A story of COURAGE
THE HASTILY BUILT A-TEAM CAR IS JUST ABOUT TO PLUNGE OFF A BRIDGE
Chips – HOLD ON MUTHAFUKKAS, HOLD ON. I WON’T LEAVE YOU
CHIPS RUNS OUT OF THE CAR, VAULTS OVER THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE, AND BUILDS A GIANT SPONGE WHILE WASPS STING HIM AND RED HOT CHILLIS ARE RUBBED IN HIS EYES.
A story of OVERCOMING THE ODDS
Frankie – We’re FREE!
Chips – Well, muthafukka. What do we do now? How can two Monkeys, an ourangatang, a Lion and a dyslexic camel survive in the human world?
Gertrude – I agree. Clearly, I remember, picking on the bo…
ALL – SHUT UP
With sensitive music and singalong classics by SEPULTURA, this film will engage you, and ultimately, you will feel the monkey heart beating within.A TRUE STORY.